I know. You’re thinking, ‘What about the pineapple?’ For what you get in carbs in this small amount of pineapple, you get a million times more in digestive enzymes. But that’s not a license to be naughty. With the pineapple included, this is a once a week or month kind of dish. Unless of course you don’t give a shit about carbs. Then you can eat it whenever you like.